View From the Bushes

In an ever-expanding marketspace of rapidity, collaboration and ROI requirements, the need for service-oriented results-driven teamplayers with a drive for excellence has never been more acute. Yeah right! I could care less about that stuff, I just want your adventures. (And your adulation, but I can wait).

If players run in terror when you walk into a room, if TPK's are your bread and butter, if Patton and the Third Army is your idea of how well your monsters should fight, if despite (or because of) your legendary merciless cruelty, there's a 12 month waiting list for a seat at your game, if your idea of a mundane location is a crystalline bridge over a gorge full of molten mithril, if above all, nothing pleases you more than a well-crafted adventure then you're our guy!

We pay between 2-5 cents a word, depending on experience, and though we offer no dental, medical or vision we will take your adventure and juice it up with the now legendary Xenogenic Publishing System! It's where we turn your one incredible meat-shredder of doom into 500 meat-shredders of doom. And yes, I posted this on the ENWorld Job Board, but I'm guessing that there is a possibility that the three people which read this and the ten thousand people who read the ENWorld boards may not overlap.

Carpe Diem Quam Minimum Credula Postero,
Ross