View From the Bushes

Another day, another blog. One of my primary authors, Wil Upchurch, started a blog. Reading it over, I have to say I'm jealous, since by comparison it seemed quite a bit more energetic and humorous than my blog. Of course, by this point anyone who is still reading must like the drudgery and ennui I bring to every entry. I think one of the issues is that thus far most of his entries have consisted of answering questions which gives him something to play off of. Since no one is asking any questions (or if they are they're not the kind that are conducive to energetic responses), I figured I'll just ask some questions of myself.

In a battle between yourself and Godzilla who would win?

What, are you an idiot!! Godzilla, of course. I mean he's like 250 feet tall and breathes nuclear fire, plus doesn't he shoot death beams out of his eyes or something like that? I mean, come on, who are we kidding?

What's your favorite book?

I can't read (or write for that matter, as many of you can attest).

If you could be any kind of Myxomycetes which one would you be?

Definitely the Physarum Polycephalum. I mean isn't it obvious?

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Pretty much my long term goal is to be a cabdriver in Calcutta. Whether or not I'll have reached that in five years, it's tough to say. You'd be surprised how competitive the overseas taxi-driver market is, so much so that those who can't make it there come here.

Any parting words?

Remember me not by what I did, but rather by all the crazy ideas I had which would have ended western democracy as we know it if any had been implemented.

Well that's all the questions we have time for, maybe this will inspire someone to ask me some questions in the comments... *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

Carpe Diem Quam Minimum Credula Postero
Ross