View From the Bushes

My wife was in charge of an activity last night for a bunch of women; since my wife was in charge, I ended up being in charge of the on-site child care. Fortunately for me, only one kid showed up. This was, of course, unfortunate for the child, since he would have much rather played with other children than spend the entire time hanging out with a scary bearded stranger. He hung in for a little over an hour but eventually he just couldn't take it anymore. Can't say I blame him -- an hour is about all I can stand of me as well.

In other news, a friend of mine sent me this hilarious recording of someone calling 911 when a fast food place failed to get her burger order correct. Okay that's not really news, but it's all I got.

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Ross