View From the Bushes

In my continuing quest to entirely remove myself from the process of writing my blog, I offer you a link to Everything Bart Simpson has ever written on the chalkboard. Some ones I enjoyed:

I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom an homage to Oliver Wendell Holmes
I am not a 32 year old woman Nancy Cartwright probably wishes she was still 32...
I will not torment the emotionally frail This is one I should probably work on
Goldfish don't bounce Pure comedy gold
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals Sound advice for us all

And that's just the first five seasons...

Finally, great news: The obese will die young and save social security!

Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Ross