View From the Bushes

I'm taking Monday off in order to continue my secret plans for world domination. I find that Monday is the best time to work on the the total subjugation of humanity. Monday has always had a fresh, new-beginning, spring-time feel to it for me. Plus, there's the psychological boost on Sunday night I've mentioned so often. Given this, I've decided to take all of the Mondays off in June, which the exception of the last week where I will work on Monday and take the rest of the week off.

My children continue to conspire to interrupt my sleep. Last night at around 12:30 my #2 son got up, turned on all the lights, spent 15 minutes in the bathroom and finally went downstairs. When I got up to turn off the lights, I discovered he wasn't in bed, so I yelled for him and I guess that scared him, though my wife had to get up before we figured that out; I couldn't understand him through his sobs. Then around 5:30 my other son got up and went to the bathroom. This wasn't so bad except he didn't flush the toilet correctly and so after what felt like fifteen minutes of listening to it run, I finally got up and fixed it.

I listlessly wandered the internet for awhile looking for some interesting links, but nothing jumped out at me. So I guess I'll end here.

Morbidly obnoxious
Ross