View From the Bushes

I've been slacking most of the day, so I'm only just getting around to posting my blog entry. I started the day by reading the newest installment of the Straight Dope. The question was: When toast falls, what's more likely: Buttered side up or buttered side down? I'll let you read why for yourself but the basic answer is that the laws of physics decree that it has to be so just as surely as they govern the motion of the planets.

Other than that, this afternoon has mostly been defined by heat, which is sapping my will to live and also my will to write. They keep saying that it's going to rain; I can only pray that "they" are right. I also have a pounding headache. I'm not sure if it's a separate issue from the heat or not, but the two together have combined to emasculate me in a way not seen since Spielberg and Geffen teamed up with Katzenberg.

T.G.I.F.
Ross