View From the Bushes:

Every Thursday I have a "security meeting." I'd tell you what goes on in the meetings, but if I did, the men in black would instantly arrive to drag me off to a windowless room with bright lights and proceed to smack me around with a sock full of pennies, before killing me to ensure my silence and burying me in the endzone at the local football stadiam a la Jimmy Hoffa. What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, the security meeting.

See, the biggest advantage of being part of the security team is that you're sort of above the law. You're the cop who can speed, the politician who makes the laws, the brutal dictator who can declare himself dictator for life, crushing all opposition in his tiny banana republic and sending all the dissedents to jail where they'll never be seen again. Okay, maybe I don't have quite that level of power, but I am free from some of the onerous regulations that the rest of my co-workers have to deal with.

Above the law
Ross

Posted by direkobold at September 29, 2005 11:24 AM

Wow, that was... for lack of better words, pointless. I like where you were going with that post, but was there any cool example or story behind your rant that would make us all say, "I wish I could do that"? But seriously, that is rather impressive. Don't you just love that feeling of knowing that you are part of the governing system and therefore at least partially exempt from certain aspects of the rules and regulations at your job that other people tend to complain about. I do.

Posted by: Rob at September 30, 2005 08:24 AM